blurb: arcade platform shooter; bounce around endless shooter wave styuff
crass contents: graphic cartoon violence; sexual themes; evil violences; cartoon maggot infested corpse;
release date: december 8, 2023
Hoppurlsnitch tbe Bug is a cicada, and he got tired of cicada things because he's not normal. so he moved to the city and tried to find himself. after some time and general discontent with his body, he got top surgery. unfortunately, he borrowed money from a loan company run by a big mob head, Padrinol. to avoid being sold into prostitution, Hoppurlsnitch gotta fight back with a cool gun he got from some literally who guy. now he gonna fight the mob, and probably not die trying.
move around with wasd/arrows, and shoot with left click. jump with space or ups, pressing when Hoppurlsnitch is most squished against the ground. timing jumps good lets you go higher and youre constantly bouncing so you kinda gotta value movement. shoot bad dudes, grab hearts, and ya beat the mob or dont.
also hey heads up hearts have like, rubber band logic where the lower on health you are, the more likely one is to spawn. also there's 9 levels heads up
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